In Jamaica, using real names is almost a rarity. We have a unique way of giving each other nicknames that are often far removed from their actual names and sometimes seem to have no clear origin. These monikers are usually well intentioned and a blend of humor, personality, and can happen upon you like life and death. One day you woke up as regular old Daphane Bernard and then you trip and go to bed now forever known as “Trippy.” Like ‘Trippy’ every Jamaican knows at least one person with a crazy nickname that came out of nowhere. For example my dad had a name saved in his phone as Jack hammer and no, it wasn’t because he owned a Jackhammer, that was literally just what he was called…by everyone… family and friends. He even introduced himself as Jackhammer, proudly too I might add . So with that as our reference point, here are twelve colorful Jamaican nicknames and the stories behind them.

1. Blacks

Contrary to what you might think, “Blacks” while the name most likely refers to someone with a very dark complexion it is very rarely used from a point of ridicule. In fact, a person of extremely dark complexion, just like Jackhammer, might very well just come up and introduce themselves as “Blacks.”

2. Screw Face

Someone who frowns a lot.

3. Carpy

Yesss, “Carpy” is likely a carpenter. And, if you know 5 carpenters in Jamaica it is very likely they are all called ‘Carpy’ but in a conversation to differentiate you may say, “Carpy from Corn Puss Gap” (Yes that is an actual community, click here to check out the listicle on weird community names in Jamaica.)

4. Mason

“Mason” is another occupation-based nickname, referring to someone who works as a mason. Like “Carpy,” it’s a straightforward and respectful way to identify someone by their trade. To get trade-names out of the way, you also have, nuttsy, plummy, painta and soupy. Let us know in the comments what these trades men do.

5. Brown Man

Similar to “Browning,” an affectionate name for a light skin woman “Brown Man” refers to a gentleman with a lighter complexion. It’s often used to distinguish someone in a group or family.

6. Biggs

“Biggs” usually implies that the person is either large in stature as well as holds a big personality. It’s a term of respect and endearment, often given to those who stand out in a crowd, not only due to their physical size but also because of their larger-than-life character. No joke, these people are often some of the sweetest and most charismatic characters you can find.

7. Chubz

“Chubz” is often used for someone who is chubby or has a fuller figure. It’s a playful and affectionate nickname that reflects the warm, family-like interactions typical in Jamaican communities. Unless someone has a very rude personality, being chubby or fat is generally not a point of ridicule in Jamaica.

8. Likkle

“Likkle” is derived from the Jamaican Patois word for “little.” It’s often used for someone small in stature or younger, serving as a cute and endearing moniker.

9. Pinky

“Pinky” might be given to a girl who is lighter-skinned or simply because it sounds cute. The origins of this nickname can be as varied as the people it’s given to.

10. Poochie

“Poochie” is another common female nickname that exudes affection. Every Jamaican knows at least one Pinky or Poochie and without a doubt they are some of the most firey and fun women. Poochie especially, is one of those names that might come from childhood and stick well into adulthood, often used within families or close-knit communities.

11. Miss P

“Miss P” without a doubt can cook or is running a shop somewhere in Jamaica. Often given to a woman whose name starts with a “P,” it sometimes seems as though if you want your daughter to excel in cooking or be a well loved entrepreneur in Jamaica, all you have to do is start her name with the letter “P”.

12. Pops

“Pops” is a term of endearment often used for an elder male figure. It signifies respect and affection, and it’s a nickname that’s widely used among family members and close friends.

Jamaican nicknames are a testament to its people’s sense of humor and affection. These monikers are more than just names; they are a glimpse into the heart of Jamaican social interactions, where everyone is a part of a larger, loving community.