The new year is here and of course, Jamaicans often get caught up in the excitement of making resolutions. However, some resolutions are notorious for being broken almost as soon as they are made. Here’s a tongue-in-cheek look at nine resolutions that we probably shouldn’t make:

1. Joining the Gym:

The commitment to fitness often fades faster than the enthusiasm to sign up for that gym membership.

2. Cutting Back on the Rum:

For many Jamaicans who love alcohol, they’ll fail at staying away from it every time it’s presented to them – especially when social gatherings roll around.

3. Saving Every Penny:

While saving money sounds great in theory, it often clashes with the reality of daily expenses and irresistible sales – especially in Jamaica!

4. Cutting Off Drama-Filled/Toxic Relationships:

Deciding to leave behind toxic relationships is a noble goal, but old habits and connections can be hard to break. Here’s a tip, don’t make a resolution, just do it!

5. Consistent Church Attendance:

The early-year zeal for regular church visits tends to wane as the months pass.

6. No More Lottery Tickets:

The thrill of gambling often outweighs the resolution to stop. I honestly think it requires more than a resultion to cut this habit.

7. Quitting Smoking:

Whether it’s cigarettes or the occasional blunt, this resolution is often easier said than done.

8. Keeping It Clean (No Cursing):

In the heat of the moment, the resolution to stop swearing often gets forgotten.

9. Fewer Nights Out:

The vibrant party scene in Jamaica makes this resolution particularly hard to maintain.

These resolutions, while made with the best of intentions, often become the first casualties of the new year. It might be more realistic to focus on achievable goals that align more closely with individual lifestyles and preferences.